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The wasted last four years

I am just a normal guy who got into a relationship that lasted four years longer than it should have. Of course, it wasn’t until a year after the engagement and an insane amount of money did she decided that I needed to go. But instead of just ending it I had to find notes, pictures, and Myspace messages from random guys she ‘encountered’ at the bars. Because of this I will begin to tell my story. A story I know is not only my own, but of men all over the world who got involved with “The Bitch from Hell”. I will post what went on over those four years. Including and not limited too threesomes, swinging, and drunken pool fights with guys wearing John Deer hats. This is not a happy story though it might make you smile. It is the descent that many men make in their mid twenty’s who assume that the best is yet to come. Even if the here and now is nothing to write home about. Oh, yeah…it took place in the dreaded state of Alabama……from which I have since departed and only look back to in my writings. Hope you enjoy.

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A Christmas Larceny

I used to work for a chinese computer company that no longer exists; one Christmas Eve a man comes into the store right as we are closing and counting money and insists that we start up the Point of Sale system again and sell him the video card he reserved online. We tell him that the computers have been shut down and all the transactions of the day batched and sent to the... Read More » credit card vendor. He keeps telling us that it's already paid for etc. and we keep telling him we can't process any more transactions until the morning of Dec. 26th. He then takes out a revolver and makes us lay on the floor while he steals the cash drawers and takes off. Turns out he had in fact reserved the video card online and his full name, address and phone number were in the system along with his email address; i bet his New Year sucked.