That Guy: Lecture adition

If you’ve gone to one of your classes before, you know who I’m talking about.

I fall asleep seconds after sitting down-guy.

• No one’s quite sure why you come to class. But it seems as though you must enjoy leaving your bed to come sleep in a desk.
• And no, you can’t be pissed when no one wakes your dumb-ass up when class ends.

I ask a question after every thing said-guy.

• Obviously he’s either just trying to piss everyone off, with his multipart endlessquestioning of what is going on in the class.Or is a moron.
• My guess, moron.

The guy (probably girl in this case) who’s cell-phone goes off l100 times, every class and has a 15 minute ring-tone and pretends like its not coming from their bag-guy.

• Your phone probably has a vibrate mode.
• Why is your ring-tone still Enrique Iglesis?
• We all know your mom is worried about you and that you should just answer it already.

I come in with 5-minutes left -guy.

• I guess you realized the most important information isn’t in the first 55 minutes of class. Why bother then…right?
• Hey, I mean, atleast you’re not That-guy who’s asleep.