Nacho Libre – “It’ll make you laugh at where Jack Black’s career has gone till it hurts!” – Richard Roeper, Ebert and Roeper
Open Water – “The scariest thing since LL Cool J’s acting in that other shitty shark movie!” – Richard Schickel, TIME Magazine
RENT – “That movie was SO GAY.” - Peter Travers, Rolling Stone
The Grudge – “Can’t those damn Japs just stick to making cars?” – Roger Friedman, FOX News
The Number 23 – “Not a single scene with a talking ass. Swing and a miss, Ace.” - Manohla Dargis, The New York Times
Scary Movie 3 – “Airplane? Really? They did that too? Please tell me you’re fuckin’ with me.” – Scott Brown, Entertainment Weekly
Spiderman 3 – “Well, that was a downer. What do we got now? Next? Jesus, gonna be a long day.” – Sam Adams, Los Angelas Times
300 – “Meh..” – Michael Phillips, Chicago Tribune
Transformers – “They got the mechanics all wrong. A Hummer could never be built with machine guns underneath its 300 horsepower, Alpha 5.3 liter,V-8 engine. Complete bullshit movie!” – Steve Siler, Car and Driver
Norbit – “There is no God…” – Kenneth Morefield, Christian Spotlight
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