Touch My Butt

As a follow up to my old article, “Tear My Heart Open…“, I’ve compiled a list of some of my favorite quotes with the word “heart” replaced with “butt”.

Song Titles/Quotes:
Take A Little Piece Of My Butt – Janis Joplin
You’ll Be In My Butt – Phil Collins
Love Is Like An Itching In My Butt – The Supremes
Quit Playin’ Games With My Butt – Backstreet Boys
The Butt That Bleeds – Alma Guillermoprieto
Your Butt Is An Empty Room – Death Cab For Cutie
Keep Me In Your Butt – Warren Zevon
The Damage In Your Butt – Weezer
Tight Connection To My Butt – Bob Dylan
I Want To Be The Boy To Warm Your Mother’s Butt – The White Stripes
My Butt Is A Fist – Papa Roach
Butt Full Of Black – Burning Brides
“Don’t tell my butt, my achy breaky butt, I just don’t think it’d understand. ‘Cause if
you tell my butt, my achy breaky butt, he might blow up and kill this man” – Billy Ray Cyrus

Foreign Proverbs:
“The butt of the wise man lies quiet like limpid water.” – Cameroonian Proverb
“The human butt is never satisfied, just like the snake that wants to swallow an elephant.” – Chinese Proverb
“Put something sweet in his mouth and send good news to the butt.” – French Proverb
“The smaller the butt, the longer the tongue.” – Italian Proverb

Misc. Quotes:
I can tell this gift is truly from the butt.
You’ve touched my butt in a way no one has before.
A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your butt.
The way to a man’s butt is through his stomach.
You’ve left a hole in my butt that no one else can fill.
“In every man’s butt there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of
beauty.” – Christopher Morley
“Love is a hole in the butt.” – Ben Hecht
“In most cases the mouth speaks what the butt is full of” – Jim Beggs

Contributions by Matt Gorman, Adam Hrabik, Quailman, GaTekChiclet, Oxnard Montalvo, and Katie Marino. Thanks from the bottom of my butt, guys!