As a follow up to my old article, "Tear My Heart Open
", I've compiled a list of some of my favorite quotes with the word "heart" replaced with "butt".
Song Titles/Quotes:
Take A Little Piece Of My Butt Janis Joplin
You'll Be In My Butt Phil Collins
Love Is Like An Itching In My Butt The Supremes
Quit Playin' Games With My Butt Backstreet Boys
The Butt That Bleeds Alma Guillermoprieto
Your Butt Is An Empty Room Death Cab For Cutie
Keep Me In Your Butt Warren Zevon
The Damage In Your Butt Weezer
Tight Connection To My Butt Bob Dylan
I Want To Be The Boy To Warm Your Mother's Butt The White Stripes
My Butt Is A Fist Papa Roach
Butt Full Of Black Burning Brides
"Don't tell my butt, my achy breaky butt, I just don't think it'd understand. 'Cause if
you tell my butt, my achy breaky butt, he might blow up and kill this man" Billy Ray Cyrus
Foreign Proverbs:
"The butt of the wise man lies quiet like limpid water." Cameroonian Proverb
"The human butt is never satisfied, just like the snake that wants to swallow an elephant." Chinese Proverb
"Put something sweet in his mouth and send good news to the butt." French Proverb
"The smaller the butt, the longer the tongue." Italian Proverb
Misc. Quotes:
I can tell this gift is truly from the butt.
You've touched my butt in a way no one has before.
A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your butt.
The way to a man's butt is through his stomach.
You've left a hole in my butt that no one else can fill.
"In every man's butt there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of
beauty." Christopher Morley
"Love is a hole in the butt." Ben Hecht
"In most cases the mouth speaks what the butt is full of" Jim Beggs
Contributions by Matt Gorman, Adam Hrabik, Quailman, GaTekChiclet, Oxnard Montalvo, and Katie Marino. Thanks from the bottom of my butt, guys!
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