Are you like me? Always telling people how to do everything? I know I am. You should be too. I am a highly qualified professional expert and today I want to let you know how you too can effectively tell others what they should be doing.

• Establish credibility. People need to know that you are an expert.
• Write down your tips with bullets and bold letters to emphasize points or send subliminal messages.
• Repeat things for emphasis and to emphasize things repeat them in new ways that don’t seem to obviously repeat your points.
• Keep instructions simple.
  
• Know your audience. Use media at your disposal to keep their attention if they happen to be typical short attention-spanned, shallow, young people.
• Try challenging your audience – I bet you can’t.
• Publish these somewhere easy and with low standards.
• Draw people in with a snappy conclusion.

Fact: People who don’t know how to give expert tips and advice are 10% more probable of probably getting in a car accident or falling down or having an argument (citation unnecessary).

So give meaningful advice like a pro! Get cracking and start being more effective – I think you should.