The Stupid Question Hall Of Fame

The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules – If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.

• A) Bossier Parish Community College, Shreveport, Louisiana Submitted by Seth

  Professor: Here in this fresco you can see where St. Francis of Assisi had stigmata.
  
  Genius: Oh, was he making fun of Jesus?

• B) University of Connecticut, Storrs, Connecticut Submitted by Kyle

  In a class meeting devoted entirely to the Atomic Bomb…
  
  Professor: The bomb dropped on Hiroshima weighed about 9,000 lbs.
  
  Madame Einstein: How big was the bomb the Japanese dropped on Pearl Harbor?

• C) University of Wisconsin – Oshkosh, Oshkosh, Wisconsin Submitted by Josh

  When asking a review question in class the professor gave us these clues: disordered eating, irregular menstrual periods, and osteoporosis.
  
  The Brilliance: “is this disorder specific to one gender.”

• D) Nassau Community College, Valley Stream, New York Submitted by Nick

  The class was dissecting fetal pigs…
  
  Future Trophy Wife: How long after they were born did they kill the pigs?
  

• E) McGill University, Montreal Submitted by Paul

  Professor: Who knows who Harriet Beecher Stowe was?
  
  Girl: Didn’t she write Uncle Ben’s Cabin?