As the era of 90s Nickelodeon shows has passed, there are still many questions I have about the various shows during that time:
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Did the kid that won the sweet glowing green GUTS trophy get to keep it?
Who was the voice of Olmec and how can I get in touch with him?
What did the temple guards do with the first kid in the 2 minute disparity between catching him/her and their partner being caught or finishing?
Lori-Beth Denberg. Where is she? Heart attack?
How did Face’s professional relationship with Nickelodeon come to an end?
Did they tell the kids to mess up while building the silver monkey statue every fucking time to increase suspense and ratings?
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Kel. Where is he? Orange soda overdose?
Have you considered bringing back Wild and Crazy Kids with the same exact kids, but now that they’re all about college age have them participate in massive drinking games in teams rather than water balloon fights and the like?
What did Dr. Claw of Inspector Gadget look like?
How did CatDog go to the bathroom?
Is there any way you could get me a date with Summer Sanders?



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