Nothing to Fuck With

In addition to Wu-Tang Clan being nothing to fuck with, here are some other things that are nothing to fuck with:

1. Hut 1, hut 2, hut 3, HUT!
2. Analog clocks.
3. Guitar hero heroes.
4. Chuck Norris and/or Jack Bauer (unless you are a screen writers guild member).
5. That crazy uncle over Thanksgiving break.
6. The hometown cop who breath-alyzes you over Thanksgiving break.
7. Ear infections.
8. Ex-high school girlfriends (over Thanksgiving break).
9. The New England Patriots
10. God do I want the Pats to lose so New England will lose something besides soccer and no one cares about soccer.
11. M-E-T-H-O-D… maaaan.
12. The average white guys appreciation of Wu-Tang
13. The unluckiness of this number.
14. How great it is having mother do laundry instead of doing it yourself
15. The amount you can whack it over break instead of getting some from hookups.
16. How hard it is to come up with 36 chambers worth of numbers.