Things I think of on a day-to-day basis

If Jesus could turn water into wine what could he turn his semen and pee into?


And if he could turn them into something what would he turn them into?


Jager Bomb?


Would he tell them to suck it out or would he be nice and put it in a water bottle? My guess is suck it out


What did mexicans use before lawn mowers?


Their teeth?


Do you think squirrels would cut my lawn?I dont have a lawn mower


Why do the celebrities who you think are gay get so much pussy?


Is it because they know how the female's function?


Or is it because their rich? Yes


Dildo is fun to say dildo dildo dildo dildo dildo try it some time


Harry Potter isnt a wizard he's a fairy

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