The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules – If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.

• A) Keystone College, Scranton, Pennsylvania Submitted by Mike

  A slide of a uncircumsized penis is shown on the projection screen.
  Ms. Einstein: Oh my, what kind of STD does he have?

• B) University of Florida, Gainesville, Florida Submitted by Jay

  Professor: To pass the quiz you need to get a 7 out of 10.
  Bro: So that's like a 65%, right?

• C) Benedictine College, St. Louis, Missouri Submitted by Ty

  Professor: This man with schizophrenia actually thinks he can read minds.
  Lady Brain: Wait, how can he read minds?

• D) University of Massachusetts, Amherst, Massachusetts Submitted by Andy

  Professor mentions his birthday is April 30th.
  Blondie: Wait, so what do you do on a leap year?

• E) University of Nebraska – Lincoln, Lincoln, Nebraska Submitted by Taylor

  While talking about how sound travels faster under water
  
  The Brilliance: So does that mean you can hear airplanes quicker if you're underwater?
  Professor: That's exactly right…if planes flew underwater.