Good Morning, everyone! Let's skip the pleasantries and get right to it.
First up, the return of the Deck the Gals contest! If you're a sexy girl or you know a sexy girl, you can win $100 for sending us the hottest Christmas(or Hanukkah)-themed picture. Here's one to give you an idea.
Also, as promised, here is a Gnarly 90's pic of Ricky Van Veen, your editor in chief and my boss. Note the Dream Team shorts, the Larry Johnson Hornets jersey and the stylish, over-sized plastic watch. You've come a long way, boss.



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