Lesser Known Trig Functions

Entry: fa-sho-sine

Pronunciation: fah show sine

1. a trigonometric function that is used to calculate the ratio of blacks to whites in a social situation

see: i-can’t-tell-if-that-guy-is-black-or-tan-gent

Entry: no-mo’-sine

Pronunciation: no more sine

1. a trigonometric function that can, and one day will, destroy all other trigonometric functions
2. yes, even secant
3. you’re welcome