"Two by three by four by five: it’s a box. Two inches for length. Three centimeters for width. Four inches in height. And five requirements for the fourth dimension. Of course it’s the fourth dimension that keeps you inside the box. Of course.

Breathe in breathe out. Okay. Now shade the sides of the box in. You now have walls. You see six sides, six areas, six choices. You stand on an area of a simple 6 inches centimeters floor. It is simple. Your four walls that meet your eye level, left ear level, right ear level, and back of the head level are … respectively. Now figure out those areas for me.

Of course you didn’t do what I said, I don’t have the fourth dimension. But the box does. So go back, or in this case forward, and figure out with my help, what the fucking areas are.

Eye level: height by width: 3 centimeters by 4 inches: 12 centimeters inches.

Left ear level: length by height: 2 inches by 4 inches: 8 inches squared.

Right ear level: length by height: 2 inches by 4 inches: 8 inches squared.

Back of the head level: height by width: 3 centimeters by 4 inches: 12 centimeters inches.

That wasn’t so bad.

So where does the fourth dimension come in? I need to explain something else first.

Within the box, in which everyone must remain, because of the fourth dimension, there are, as stated before, six choices, shown by each side of the box.

The really simple people stay at the bottom, and since an equal amount of people will go to each side, in order to keep the box from moving up, down, left, right, forward, or backwards, one sixth of the people have to be really simple. I call them Simplians. It’s a very simple name.
Next come the four “wall” sides the average, but straightforward people go to the forward wall. The people who call themselves non-conformist, go to the back wall, because they just cool like that. This is where it gets tricky. The left wall is a bit odd whereas the right wall is a bit even. Since there are too many average conformists, and average anti-conformists, they simply spread equally to the left wall and the right wall. Usually, the moderate non-conformists will stay on the back wall, the moderate conformists will stay on the front wall, the radical non-conformists will reside on the left side of the left wall (you are facing the front wall in case you were wondering), the radical conformists will go to the right side of the left wall, the conservative non-conformists will go to the right side of right wall, and the conservative conformists will go to the left side of the right wall. Remember, this is the average class. The middle two-thirds of the population of the box. I call them the Bourgeoisie. They are so middle class.

The top side, or the ceiling if you will, are the elitists. The above average, rich, leaders of the box. They pass down the instructions to the Bourgeoisie who do all they desire to do, and then whatever is left is done by the Simplians. They are usually simple jobs that are so simple, if the Bourgeoisie did them, they would be socially embarrassed. The top level is quite snobbish, yet has a right to be considered they conquered three out of the four dimensions of the box. However, an issue arises when those on the top surface believe they have mastered the fourth dimension of the box when they clearly have not. I call this “false divine-ism”. For the fourth dimension does not measure ability and thus the place in the box for each person. It instead serves as a barrier around the box. However, it doesn’t have dimensions in it, because it is not a physical force. To control the fourth dimension is to control the box. For if you can control the force field, you can escape the box and then affect it from the outside without limitation. The only known members of the fourth dimension club are supposed prophets. However, there is no real evidence that these people were not actually just insane people that most likely lived on one of the four walls.

Let’s just say I hate this fucking box and I want to discover the last dimension."

-S "I ran for Miles" H