So, I bought a new TV, and was able to get the "I'm from the same place as the salesperson" discount, which got me thinking: what other questionable discounts should there be?

• The "I'll give you free pot" discount
• The "We had sex in the bathroom" discount (only if she's a 7 or up, 6 if you're really desperate for a discount/sex/both)
• The "We made out in the bathroom" discount (only if she's 1 – 6)
• The "We held hands in the bathroom" discount (1 or below)
• The "Look buddy, I know you guys don't get commission, so, knock fifty bucks off the price, and I'll give you twenty. It's win-win!"
• The "I can't show you, but I have a gun" discount
• The "My name is Don Giamanti, and I am interesting in looking through your wares" discount
• The "I know Mark Zuckerberg" discount