… likes me a lot more than I like her. Actually me liking her only has to be minimal. She just has to be really into me. I want a girl that will put a lot of effort into our relationship, so much that it'd be weird sometimes. Every now and then I want her to creep me out by showing up when I didn't invite her over. I want her to want to talk about her feelings, but doesn't notice when I'm totally not paying attention. I want her to become a little obsessive at times, so that I can tell all my friends what a crazy bitch girlfriend I have. I want a girlfriend that will rub my back in the morning to wake me up. If she were to ask for one in return (which she shouldn't), I would want her to be okay with me laughing at her. I want a girlfriend that will be okay with taking shit from me and my friends. I want her to be okay with getting us beer when we tell her to. Most of all I want her to be a total knockout in the sack. Basically I want the blond chick from 2 Girls 1 Cup, I think that would be great.