The Weekly WYR

It’s my favorite time of the week, it’s time for the Weekly WYR. See if you’re brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe’s most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you’ve got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.

Would You Rather…

• Have Tourette’s Syndrome and let out loud curse words, or let out Chewbacca howls? From Roger
• Be addicted to crack, or masturbation? From Johnny
• Be Indiana Jones’ sidekick, Shortround, or Chunk from the Goonies? From Mitch and Marc
• Be incredibly, ridiculously good looking, or be incredibly, ridiculously intelligent? From Ace
• Yell “Schwing!!!” every time you get a boner, or yell honk every time you grab a woman’s breast? From markie
• Be a really angry drunk every time you drink, and have to face the consequences of your drunken rampages, or be surrounded by ten far bigger and stronger angry drunks every time you drink? From ted
• Have Tivo that made fart noises, or Have your farts sound like the Tivo noise? From Sammy
• Have sex with a beautiful woman 10 separate times, or have sex with 10 beautiful women all at once- one time only? From Cole

Finally, this week’s winner of the Wow, That Was Easy Award Award is Brett, who sent in this.

• Have sex with Angelina Jolie or have sex with Karl Malone? From Brett

Congrats, Brett, you have stumped no one.

If you have a good WYR, submit it below. Check back every Friday to see if yours made the cut.