INT. JOHN'S OFFICE – DAY

John Enters and just stands there: Like a man! This is JOHN. John is an undercover private eye with a troubled past, he's also a master of Kung Fu! We CRASH ZOOM in on John's eyes as he scans the room and we see in his eyes how badass he is.

Behind him enters HOT GIRL. Hot girl is pretty, but trying not to be. She's also Hot!

They start to Kung Fu fight with guns.

Opening credits appear on the bullets.

Outside a car explodes into the night.