INT. JOHN'S OFFICE DAY
John Enters and just stands there: Like a man! This is JOHN. John is an undercover private eye with a troubled past, he's also a master of Kung Fu! We CRASH ZOOM in on John's eyes as he scans the room and we see in his eyes how badass he is.
Behind him enters HOT GIRL. Hot girl is pretty, but trying not to be. She's also Hot!
I heard I could find you here.
Well, you heard right.
They said you were the best.
They said right.
I need your help.
I need your lips.
They start to Kung Fu fight with guns.
Opening credits appear on the bullets.
Outside a car explodes into the night.