A Naughty Kid's Christmas List

1. A White Power Christmas!

2. A bullet holey night.

3. A piece of earth to hit good men.

4. Baby Jesus’ tears.

5. My mom’s snuff film.

6. Wii Manhunt 2 (for practice).

7. Equal parts gasoline and orange juice concentrate (or styrofoam).

8. Your two front teeth.

9. Parents.

10. A firetruck.