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| HS Senior | College Senior |
| Showered roughly every other day | Shower on average 2-3 times a week |
| Went to school every day | Go to class two days a week |
| Couldn’t cook | Can make PB&J sandwich, eggs, and Chef Boyardee |
| Watched cartoons on TV | Watch cartoons on internet |
| Bought nudie mags | Watch free trailers online |
| Found burps, farts, and injury funny. | Findburps,farts,injury,vomit, fecal matter, racism, homophobia, obesepeople,fetishes,sexism,handicapped people, and poverty funny |
| Had no girlfriend; did not understand female mind | Have a girlfriend; do not understand female mind |
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