Soulja Boy Has A Talk With His Son

Soulja Child: Dad, can I talk with you about something?

Soulja Boy: Sure, son. What up, son?

Soulja Child: Lately I’ve been having problems with my girlfriend, and I was wondering if you have any advice.

Soulja Boy: Hmm. Have you tried Supermanning that hoe?

Soulja Child: Dad, she’s not a hoe!

Soulja Boy: Answer the question.

Soulja Child: Yes, I tried Supermanning the hoe. That’s the first thing I tried.

Soulja Boy: Hmm, this is indeed a tough situation. Have you tried…I don’t know – cranking dat Soulja Boy?

Soulja Child: Yes.

Soulja Boy: Crankin’ dat Roosevelt?

Soulja Child: Yeah.

Soulja Boy: Crankin’ dat Robocop?

Soulja Child: Yep.

Soulja Boy: Supersoaking the ho?

Soulja Child: Yes.

Soulja Boy: Are you SURE you tried Supermanning dat hoe?

Soulja Child: (annoyed) Yes, dad, I’m sure!

Soulja Boy: Sorry, sorry, it’s just…it’s just I always Superman the hoe. Is it possible she was getting mad because you got you some bathin’ apes?

Soulja Child: I don’t have any bathin’ apes, Dad.

Soulja Boy: (laughs) Oh..you’re serious. Wow, you’ve got a lot of growing up to do. Someday you’ll grow up, someday you’ll become a Boy.