It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.

Would You Rather…

• Hear a girl fart, or smell girl poop? From brett
• Wear clothes from the 90's, or have hairstyles from the 80's? From Matt
• Have Mr. Wilson, or Mr. Feeny as your neighbor? From p
• Sleep with a girl who has a huge bad-ass boyfriend in the Marines, or be a bad-ass Marine and have a skinny frat guy bang your girlfriend? From Billy
• Suck a dick every day and get 100 billion dollars, or get your dick sucked every day but live in poverty? From Jack
• Have a time-traveling DeLorian, or the Millennium Falcon? From Andrew
• Dip your face into a vat of hot lead, losing the ability to ever grow facial skin again, or have orange hair? From Mike
• Have sex with the worlds ugliest woman, or the worlds hottest transvestite. From james
• Always have to pee sitting down, or always have to poop standing up? From Terry
• Wear velcro shoes, or use a velcro wallet? From Brad

Finally, this week's winner of the Dude, Have You Seen Our Office? Award is john, who sent in this.

• Work at CollegeHumor or be successful? From john

Suck on that, homey.

If you have a good WYR, submit it below. Check back every Friday to see if yours made the cut.