Signs that you spend too much time on College Humor

You get unreasonably happy when you post the first comment on a thread

You get unreasonably pissed when someone’s first comment isn’t as cool or as topical as the one you would have made

When they made the “internet commenter’s business meeting” some of the dialogue comes from comments you have made.

You tell everyone you know that the “internet commenter’s business meeting” has dialogue that comes from comments you have made.

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There are only 4 people to tell, because the rest of your friends are commenters on College Humor

You have read so many articles that you actually believe you are a literary critic and feel the need to mention every single time an article doesn’t meet up to your exacting standards that you “thought this was supposed to be a comedy site” (Note: Lee: Your E-Stalker is a douche)

You don’t use months anymore, you simply describe times of the year by College Humor Photo Submission Contests (It’s beginning to look a lot like Deck the Gals?)

You live in NewYork, and you hit on GaTekChiclet like you’re actually going to meet

You hate Amir Blumenfeld, because of his character on Hardly working

You use the CH staff’s private nicknames like you’re friends.

You spend as much time discussing the authenticity of the Prank Wars pranks as conspiracy theorists discuss the moon landing or JFK’s assassination.

Everything you know about politics comes from Dan Gurewitch’s articles.

You are no longer in College because the only multiple choice test you study for are Kevin Corrigan’s.

You tell your family that you’re majoring in statistics, stating “The Graphic Truth” and the CH Power Rankings as your key areas of interest

If there are any misspellings or inaccuracies in this article, you will notice it immediately, and then criticize me to no end.