Ten Practical Applications for Claire Bennett

(10) Being a bloodsport fighter – since she can never be injured or die, she can just try to outlast her opponents

(9) Be a gigantic whore – technically her hymen will just reseal itself everytime she bangs

(8) Bullfighter – you can gain amazing strategies for killing bulls when you don’t have to worry about being gored

(7) Ninja Warrior – yes, the show on G4. she can go balls to the wall at everything and not have to worry. oh and also, she’s a cheerleader.

(6) Jihad suicide bomber – though technically it won’t be suicide bombing because she’ll survive everytime, who would tell her to go away? no one. that’s who.

(5) Foxy Boxer – I know that this isn’t really full contact. but i just kind of want to see her jump around for 12 rounds.

(4) Freak Show entertainer – Who wouldn’t pay $20 to see some hot Texan girl cut off her fingers and ears and watch them grow back instantaneously?

(3) Serial killer – I know that this isn’t really practical, but look at it this way: she can’t get the death penalty

(2) Marrying me – something no indestrucible girl should ever attempt

(1) Having sex with me – see above

And now, a random hot picture of Hayden. Enjoy!