Saturday
1:00 PM – Begin looking at calculus book
1:22 – Go onto college humor, someone must have posted something new in 23 minutes since you last checked.
1:28— Resume studying
2:15 —I think I am hungry for something, all this studying is making me hungry
2:35— The derivative of sin x is cos x
2:45-11:00 Work, I feel like I was productive in studying
11:15—Wow I am full of energy let’s play Guitar Hero*Or some other Video Game*
Sunday
1:15 AM—I should probably check my face book, I went all day without checking it.
1:20—Someone posted something on my boyfriends wall, oh no she didn’t
1:22—Fight with other girl over AIM and call boyfriend
1:35—Change relationship status
1:36—Plot Revenge then go to bed
1:05PM—Hey look the football game is on and I have 6 missed calls from boyfriend was I was sleeping
4:40—More studying, this time I promise I will be more productive
6:00—Wow I went an hour and 20 minutes studying, I deserve a break
8:00—Oh Grey’s anatomy repeat is on, must watch that
10:00—The Integral of cos^1/2 is…. “What’s an Integral?”
Monday
1:00 AM—Oh that’s what an Integral is, I should probably go to bed, I have a final at 9AM
9:10—Sorry I am late, I was up studying. There is no reason I should not pass this test
9:13—Does anyone have an extra pencil I can borrow?
9:20—Wow this test is hard, and to think if I didn’t study……



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