Who Want's to be a Replacement Host?

Meredith: You’re going for half a million dollars and you still have two life-lines left.
George: I’d like to phone a friend.
Meredith: And who are you going to be calling?
George: My old roommate- Roger, is a botanist, he should know this.
Meredith: Alright, lets get Roger on the line.
(ringing)
Meredith: Hello, Roger?
Roger: Yes, who’s this?
Meredith: It’s Meredith from Millionaire.
Roger: Who?
Meredith: Meredith, from Who Wants to be a Millionaire.
Roger: Meredith?
Meredith: Yes, I’m sitting here with your friend George. He’s already won 250,000 dollars and…
Roger: Who’s Meredith?
Meredith: Your friend George could move onto win half a million dollars if you…
Roger: This show is still on the air?
Meredith: You have 30 seconds, starting now.
George: Roger, it’s me. I am seriously on Who Wants to be a Millionaire right now and I need your help, listen.
Roger: Then let me talk to Regis.
George: This is serious, shut up for two seconds-
Roger: You could at least have picked a show that’s still on the air.
George: I am on the f**ing show right now. Listen.
Meredith: 10 seconds
George: Alright, What kind of robot possess the ability to…
Roger: I may be gullible, but I’m not retarded.
(*click)