1:01: "Willy Loman had unrealistic expectations for his son due to the following:" Who the hell is Willy Loman? I guess I shouldn't have skipped a month of class to beat "Through the Fire and Flames" on Guitar Hero. Seriously, who the hell is Willy Loman? More like Willy blowman if you ask me
1:02: I'm an idiot.
1:10: Ok, there must me some mistake here. This must be the wrong test. Haha, I bet that's it! And I thought I was totally screwed! I'll just bring this up to the profes wait, everyone around me has the same test and they're already on page 3 that girl in front of me is already on page 4 damn she's hot.
1:15: I should totally ask her to that party at Sigma Nu tonight.
1:20: All right, let's just look at the essay "Discuss the presence of the American Dream in at least 3 of the books we have covered in this course." Woah, what's this about 3 books? I thought we just covered "Catcher in the Rye" this semester and I'm pretty sure there was nothing about a threesome in that book.
1:30: Well, I've got to write something "The American Dream is omnipresent throughout various works of the 20th Century." Sick, I used the word "omnipresent." I've got this in the bag.
1:31: Seriously, this chick is a smoking hottie. There should be a dress code banning skirts in a final exam room, I can't be the only one totally distracted.
1:32: Ok, looks like I am the only one.
1:45: Hmm, I should start these multiple choice questions "The Great Gatsby's plot is driven by the class divisions of what decade?"
1:50: When in doubt, always guess C. There better be a curve on this.
1:58: Oh my God, I'm so screwed. Mom and Dad are going to kill me. Why did I spend all my textbook money on 2 bottles of Cristal and a racecar bed?
2:00 Finished product: "The American Dream is omnipresent throughout various works of the 20th century. My version of the American Dream would include Jessica Alba and Carrie Underwood. I will suck your dick for a passing grade in this course. Seriously.
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