by greg c on
- Show your old friends your to good for them
- Fast for a week to lose the 15+ pounds you have gained
- Get report card before parents see you wasted a shit-load of their money
- Exaggerate on how many girls you hooked up with
- Tell old friends its good to see them, tell college friends you cant stand being home
- Sleep for 48 hours strait
- Hook up with your old high school girlfriend
- Try to plan a trip with friends that no one will go on because no one has money after the first semester
- Drink a beer in front of dad to show him whats up
- Procrastinate on about half of this list
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