Santa: Yo! Rudolph! Whazzzzzzzzzzzzup?!
Rudolph: not too much…just drinking an egg nog…AND IT’S SPIKED AS SHIT
Santa: So we still going to the club tonight to pick up some Ho Ho Ho’s?!
Rudolph: Hells yeah son! After a couple drinks she’ll be spreading her “holiday cheer”
Santa: I’ll be needing some cookies with all that MILK ILL BE GETTING!!!
Rudolph: MILK! …that means boobs right?
Santa: You know she’ll be climbing down my Chimney to deliver some presents.
Rudolph: PRESENTS!
Santa: But she BEST be knowing that this is only a one night thing, Father Christmas only CUMS ONCE A YEAR!!@
Rudolph: ONCE A YEAR!
Santa: She’ll be staring at my NORTH POLE!!@!
Rudolph: GOOD ONE SANTA!!! HIGH FIVE!!
Santa: You know she’ll be like…uh….doing shit…
Rudolph: YEAH!
Santa: I like Christmas.
Rudolph: Me too…(sighs)
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