In light of recent slayings I feel that it is only right of us as humans to offer an apology to the inferior species that has suffered greatly at our hands. Now don’t get me wrong, I love discarding useless things just as much as the next guy (I mean, I was the one that sent Grandma and Grandpa Coehoorn to the Glue Factory when they could no longer pull the plows) but I believe that the useless losses of life are unnecessary. For instance, this crime scene photo clearly demonstrates how carelessly a promising life was discarded in what appears to be a hate crime against all inferior species.
This gentle soul left behind 2 children, a bottle of mustard, and a loving mother and father….
I find this blatant disregard for life disgusting; I don’t understand how someone can justify such an opprobrious act. However, as these next photos show, the first slaying was not an isolated incident.
In this photo, the evisceration of the lower body is morbidly visible.
Here we find see a body that was buried after being brutally dismembered. This one was discovered by a young girl on her way to school…disgusting
I ask you now, as an empathetic whistleblower, to consider the implications that this could have on the world that we leave for our children. If we don’t do something the world could someday be ruled by ignorance and a complete numbness to such horrors as genocide, infanticide, terrorism, oppression, and war…
…yeah, someday…











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