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The 2007 Jesties: Articles

The articles give CollegeHumor a heart and soul. Granted, that heart and soul is made of Facebook jokes, but hey, we do our best.



  1. Religious Extremist – CH Staff
  2. Christ’s Sake – Katie
  3. Stutter – Cyanide and Happiness
  4. Atlantis – The Perrry Bible Fellowship

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  1. Life With LOLCat – Happy Happy Happy Man
  2. Meanwhile on an Airplane – Amir Blumenfeld
  3. Cereal Mascot Therapy Session – Dan Gurewitch
  4. New York Gets a Phone Call – Streeter Seidell

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  1. Frat Wall – Jeff Rosenberg
  2. News Feed of the Worst Day Ever – Streeter Seidell
  3. Instant Messenging with Mom – Dan Gurewitch
  4. One Night Stand – Sarah Schneider

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  1. What I’ve Learned from my Colombian Roommate – Brock Smeenk
  2. Top 25 Car Names That Are Funny When The Word ‘Anal’ Is Placed In Front Of Them – Chris Kohl
  3. Drop-Off Lines – Alexandra P.
  4. I Think So – Amir Blumenfeld

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  1. A Formal Complaint to Mario Bros. Plumbing – Patrick Cassels
  2. An Interview With She – Kev Kage
  3. Conversations Overheard Saturday Night at 2AM at the Library – Craig Berman
  4. Phillip Ellis, CEO, Gets Roasted at his Retirement Party – Amir Blumenfeld

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  1. Ermergency Mind of Mencia Remote – Jason Michaels
  2. Build Your Own Huey Hog – Derek
  3. Notes on Creation – Ben Joseph
  4. The More You Know – Clint

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And the winner of this year’s coveted “Quickest Way To The Most Liked Article” Award is Jake Hurwitz for, “If This Update Gets 100 Likes My Girlfriend Will Have a Threesome.”

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Often, my parents text me while I'm in class. One day, we were doing a dissection lab and I had to text my dad 'I'm busy atm'. My dad came home later that day and, very angry, told me 'I'm NOT an ATM, I'm your father.' I had to explain to him that atm was shorthand for at the moment around three times to for him to get it.

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