Announcer: Lawrence Tero is a real Geico customer, not a paid celebrity. So to help tell his story we hired a real celebrity.
Lawrence: One day I was out picking up groceries and my car got totally smashed while I was inside the store.
Ryu: Hadouken!
Lawrence: Whoever it was just took off. And tow truck company damaged it even more trying to get it out of the parking spot!
Ryu: You did quite well, but you need more training to defeat me!
Lawrence: Geico took care of everything for me. It was fast and I had my car back in days.
Ryu:Tatsempuu-kyaku!
Lawrence: Now I tell all my friends to switch their car insurance to Geico.
Ryu: You must defeat my Dragon Punch to stand a chance!
Announcer: Geico, real service, real savings.
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Announcer: Caryn Johnson is a real Geico customer, not a paid celebrity. So to help tell his story we hired a real celebrity.
Caryn: So I was driving down the highway one day and I hit a pothole that must have been the size of my basement.
Predator: (clickclickclickclick…. clickclickclick)
Caryn: So I called Geico while I was waiting for the police to show up and write the accident report.
Predator: (buzzzzzzzzzzz…… beep beep)
Caryn: They had everything done for me before the cops even got there! I couldn’t believe it!
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Come on… Come on! Do it! Do it! Come on. Come on! Kill me! I’m here! Kill me! I’m here! Kill me! Come on! Kill me! I’m here! Come on! Do it now! Kill me!
Announcer: Geico, real service, real savings.




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