It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.

Would You Rather…

• Be Joey Gladstone, or or Dave Coulier? From dylan
• Have to listen to Soulja Boy 25 times a day, or be stranded on an island with Carrot Top? From Tommy
• Have blueballs for the rest of your life, or have no balls for the rest of your life? From Batman
• Spontaneously combust into extremely hot flames every time you speak, or be a Jets fan? From Tony
• Have sex with a girl you later found out was Tubgirl, or have sex with a girl you later found out was one of the Cup Chicks? From Pedro
• Successfully take out a terrorist trying to hijack a plane, or discover that aliens exist? From Pedro
• Snap your femur, or break both your arms? From Sean

Finally, this week's winner of the Wow, You Like Texting Award is nick, who sent in this.

• never be able to text again or never be able to drink alcohol again From nick

Congrats, Nick, I'm pretty sure you've only stumped a bunch of 13 year old girls.

If you have a good WYR, submit it below. Check back every Friday to see if yours made the cut.