Girl: Good, you?
Guy: Yeah, I'm good. Pretty cool party eh?
Girl: yeah it's alright
Girl: I'm sorry do I know you?
Guy: You may not have met me, but I'm sure you know me. I was featured on Collegehumor.com's national page. I'm
pretty much garaunteed the coolest guy at this party.
Guy (inturupting): yeah. National page. Doesnt that blow your mind?
Guy: Yeah I did "Through Fire and Flames" On expert mode on guitar hero.
Guy: Impressive right? (purses lips)
Girl: So you play guitar?
Guy: oh no no, actually playing guitar is for fags. I play guitar HERO.
Guy: I know, right?
Girl: Whats with the knit hat?
Guy: It's cool!
Girl: I'm gonna go talk to my friends now
Guy: WAIT! (waves hand like Jedi) You want to sleep with me
Girl: Uhm What?
Guy: (waves hand again) You want to sleep with me, and my 7 dorm mates are going to watch whilst holding hands
Girl: Uhm no.
(girl walks away)
Guy (to new chick): Whats up? I'm pretty much the coolest guy here.