Guy: Hey hows it going?

Girl: Good, you?


Guy: Yeah, I'm good. Pretty cool party eh?


Girl: yeah it's alright


(awkward silence)


Girl: I'm sorry do I know you?


Guy: You may not have met me, but I'm sure you know me. I was featured on Collegehumor.com's national page. I'm
pretty much garaunteed the coolest guy at this party.


Girl: Featured…


Guy (inturupting): yeah. National page. Doesnt that blow your mind?


Girl: uhm…


Guy: Yeah I did "Through Fire and Flames" On expert mode on guitar hero.


Girl: Ok…


Guy: Impressive right? (purses lips)


Girl: So you play guitar?

n

Guy: oh no no, actually playing guitar is for fags. I play guitar HERO.

Girl: Yeah thats not lame…


Guy: I know, right?


Girl: Whats with the knit hat?

Guy: It's cool!


Girl: right.


Girl: I'm gonna go talk to my friends now…


Guy: WAIT! (waves hand like Jedi) You want to sleep with me


Girl: Uhm… What?


Guy: (waves hand again) You want to sleep with me, and my 7 dorm mates are going to watch whilst holding hands


Girl: Uhm… no.


Guy: yes.


(girl walks away)


Guy (to new chick): Whats up? I'm pretty much the coolest guy here.