1. The Jet Blue FlyOver Bowl- Idaho vs. Montana
2. The Doritos Fiery Habenero No Hablo Engles Bowl- USC vs. Texas
3. The Bowling Bowl- Boling Green vs. Rhode Island School of Bowler Hat Design (RISBHD)
4. The Might Be Rapists Bowl- Duke vs. Rapist State
5. The Dust Bowl- Farmers vs. Over-tilled land with no topsoil during the Great Depression
6. The Bowl of Rice- Rice University Vs. All the Asians at Stanford
7. The Virginia Tech Should Win a Bowl Game This Year Bowl- Virginia Tech vs. Imaginary State

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