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My Resolutions for 2008 if the Writer's Strike Continues

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  1. Marvel in the return of American Gladiators.
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  2. Write fan-fiction for Grey’s Anatomy.n
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  3. Try to develop time-traveling powers like Hiro Nakamura and prevent the strike from happening.
  4. Watch the new episodes of Lost and get pissed off again when they run out of episodes.
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  5. Watch that new Terminator show. I guess.
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  6. Write fan-fiction for Brothers & Sisters.
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  7. Pitch new locales for Survivor to CBS (ex) Antartica, Winnipeg, Tatooine).
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  8. Continue to not watch Jericho.
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  9. Blast my fan-fiction for Grey’s Anatomy and Brothers & Sisters on the Internet.
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  10. Ponder if the new Knight Rider will really survive without Hasselhoff behind the wheel.
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  11. While pondering about the new Knight Rider, also ponder about whether Kit the Talking Car would be fitted with a breathalyzer if Hasselhoff was behind the wheel.
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  12. Try to keep up with current events.
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  13. Fall asleep while trying to keep up with current events.
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  14. Lose weight.
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