Unable to cope with her sister always in the spotlight, Jamie Lynn Spears has put her foot down. Britney's shenanigans could only be met with a teen pregnancy and at the ripe age of sixteen, Jamie was ready.
Jamie has been the star of Nickelodeon's Zoey 101, where she plays an innocent, kind, and non-pregnant teenager. Upon confirmation of her pregnancy, she was faced with three choices- abortion, a corset, or a Nickelodeon original movie to bid her farewell.
My hat goes off to Nickelodeon, for dismissing a star in the classiest way possible. Goodbye Zoey? is a made-for-television film that is scheduled to air this winter.

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