i copied and pasted these straight from wikipedia and one source from the page. it's the real life Chuck Norris Facts.
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In February 1999, he was arrested for driving without a license and for "being a convicted felon wearing a bulletproof vest" (the first person arrested for this infraction under a new California law).
Following a 1999 arrest for possession of crack cocaine, he reportedly asked the police to "make the rocks disappear" because it would hurt his standing as a role model.
During one of his many court appearances, he called a female prosecutor a "sperm donor."
In October 2000, he escaped from his court-mandated drug treatment facility and spent one month as a fugitive. During his time on the run, he hooked up with the RZA and managed to log some time in the recording studio. He then appeared onstage at the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York swigging a bottle at the record release party for "The W", the third Wu-Tang Clan album.
His other stage names included Dirt McGirt and Big Baby Jesus, the latter moniker inspired by his belief that "I always been Jesus."
He fathered 13 children, according to Blender magazine.
In 1998, he stormed the stage during the live telecast of the Grammy Awards to complain that Wu-Tang Clan should have won a prize in part because he went to the trouble of buying an expensive new outfit.
In July 1998, only days after being shot in a push-in robbery at a cousin's house in Brooklyn, he was arrested for shoplifting a pair of $50 shoes from a Foot Locker store in Virginia Beach, Virginia, although he was carrying close to $500 at the time. He was issued bench warrants by the Virginia Beach Sheriffs Department to stand trial after he failed to appear in court numerous times.
He was arrested for criminal threatening after a series of drunken confrontations in Los Angeles a few weeks later, and was then re-arrested for similar charges not long after that.
During a routine traffic stop, the details of which remain clouded in multiple versions of events, he was arrested for attempted murder and criminal weapon possession. The case was later dismissed.
also, his offcial list of known aliases
Ason Unique
The Bebop Specialist
Big Baby Jesus
Sweet Baby Jesus
Dirt Dog
Osirius
The Man of All Rainbows
Prince Delight
The Professor
Rain Man
Super Bastard
Peanut the Kidnapper
RJ Tha Mad Specialist (before 1993)
Dirt McGirt
Freeloading Rusty
Joe Bananas

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