A great deal of awkward silence ensued after the comment was made by Senator Clinton. A distant, but apparent voice in audience loudly shouted "Oh Snap!" as the candidates and moderators looked at each other with a level of horror beyond any human's comprehension.
It seems with only one slip of the tongue Senator Clinton has committed political suicide. However, Senator Clinton is about to get help from where she least expects it. The Republican National Committee has issued a statement that might be Clinton's saving grace. In the statement, the party said that in light of recent events, even though Hillary Clinton is a Democrat, the Republicans wished to nominate her as their presidential candidate. Fred Thomson, Republican presidential hopeless has already endorsed Hillary Clinton, along with the 39 Republican senators, the NRA, the KKK, and Wayne Brady. Recent polls show Senator Clinton has captivated the South where she is now the frontrunner.
Republicans have solved their problem of finding a candidate that will stand up for their out-dated intolerant views. Three rich white guys had each won an early state primary, and Republicans were spilt when determining who would represent their party. Luckily, Hillary's last egg was festering in her dried out uterus and there was no Midol in sight. The country is more polarized along race lines now than after the verdict of the O.J. Simpson trial.
We would now like to report that riots have erupted in major cities across the nation in response to Clinton's comments, and that Los Angeles has completely burnt to the ground.