Sorry I haven't been blogging as much lately, I was busy with some stuff in the Qth dimension (no one would understand, literally). Mondays are My loooong days at work so I thought I would take a break and update you guys about you know, whatever.

I took out My NES and went back to beat the original Contra the other day. I had to summon the Wind itself to blow on the cartridge and get it working, but then we just played 2-player. We had to use the 30 lives code because neither of us ever got used to the whole "limited mortality" thing. That game is hard! I'm omniscient and omnipotent (yes, there's a difference), so I don't know how you people deal with those waterfall levels where you have to go up instead of right. How come they haven't invented a real spread gun yet? That would be hella sweet.

Every day this writers' strike goes on I am reminded yet again of how unworthy humans are of My infinite love. I honestly get where the writers are coming from and I support them, I just want new episodes of House MD! I love House. That guy just says what he wants and doesn't care what people think!

There Will Be Blood = soo so good. Nobody would go with Me, but I had read a lot of good things so I just went by Myself. New commandment: no checking your text messages during movies, for it's really annoying, and the Lord will not acquit anyone who blah blah blah you know the rest. File this one between "honor the Sabbath" and the one about your parents.

Let's see what else is going on… oh, elections! Despite what a lot of people are saying, I haven't really decided who I'm going to endorse yet. It almost doesn't matter. Eight years is not long enough to get the hang of ruling. I've been doing it since the beginning of time, and some days I feel like I still don't know what I'm doing (soooo soo sorry about the 19th century, Ireland). Really, you should let this Bush guy just keep going. I think he's starting to get the hang of it. J/K obviously I should not be involved in politics.

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