The Weekly WYR

It’s my favorite time of the week, it’s time for the Weekly WYR. See if you’re brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe’s most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you’ve got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.

Would You Rather…

• Sit on a cold public toilet seat, or a warm public toilet seat? From Kyle
• Have to meow incessantly during intercourse, or have to have intercourse upon hearing meowing sounds? From emily
• Eat Twinkies (never Oreos), or only Oreos (never Twinkies?) From sergiu
• Listen to Dane Cook for life, or listen to Fran Drescher for life? From Joshua
• Get one paper cut from every page in the encyclopedia, or never get oral again? From zack
• Get straight A’s no matter what you did your whole life, or never miss a note in Guitar Hero? From Sean
• Live in a perpetual 10-seconds-to-New-Year’s Countdown, or live in a never ending search for a parking spot at Costco on a Sunday afternoon? From Terry
• Shave your special parts, or have a girlfriend who refuses to? From Katie

Finally, this week’s winner of the Best Question Ever Award is Julie, who sent in this.

• I gave you a blowjob or should we just skip to the sex? From Julie

Congrats Julie, everyone reading this just fell in love.

If you have a good WYR, submit it below. Check back every Friday to see if yours made the cut.