Freddie Prinze Jr., MD

Once his acting career stalled, Freddie Prinze Jr. started attending night school in order to fulfill his lifelong dream of becoming a doctor. This is a look into his offices.

Freddie Prinze Jr.: (Walking into the exam room) Yes- hello, Mr. Johnson, I’m Dr. Prinze.

Ted: You can just call me Ted, Doctor.. Prinze, is it?

FPJ: (Chuckles) Well, I mean, Dr. Prinze Jr. if you wanna get technical about things.

Ted: Alright then, Dr. Prinze Jr. So, do you have my test results?

FPJ: (Another, more forced laugh) Yes. I, Dr. Prinze Jr., do have your test results. And, you know, you could even call me Freddie, if you want.

Ted: That’s fine, Doctor. I just can’t wait any longer. I really just need to know.

FPJ: I understand that, Ted. Let me just come Down To You… (Sits on his stool and wheels over, smiling)

Ted: (Excitedly) Oh, so it’s good news?

FPJ: Oh, no, not at all. You have cancer.

Ted: Oh my God, I’m going to die! Why God?! Why?! What’s going to happen to me and.. and.. my wife?!

FPJ: Why?.. Would you say that She’s All That? (Winks)

Ted: What are you talking about?! I just found out I have cancer…

FPJ: (Standing up, visibly upset) You know what, I was in the I Know What You Did Last Summer movies and Summer Catch, and I could go on and on. I mean, I’m married to Sarah Michelle Gellar for chrissakes. Seriously? This isn’t ringing any bells?

Ted: (Sobbing) Oh my God…

FPJ: (Looks at him solemnly, places his hand on Ted’s shoulder) Scooby Doo?