Blumpkin

I slammed the door
To get away from that whore.
The bitch wouldn’t take a ‘No.’

She wanted to hump,
But I was taking a dump.
I could tell she wanted my dough.

I couldn’t resist
When she offered to mist
Every last inch of my junk.

She sucked all of it whole
As I sat on the bowl.
My shit smelled like a skunk.