To Do!!!
Lube.
Find flowers
Send free Facebook gift. The dick in a box one, maybe…
Get $10 $5 Best Buy gift card
Clown wig
Pick up 40's
Double-check reservations at ESPN Zone
Wash "Never Forget. 9/11/01" t-shirt
LUBE!
Buy sharpie, finish making card
MAKE SURE tattoo place will do the tat even if she's drunk
Threaten her father
Brush tooth
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