The Oscar nominations came out today and boy what a group it is. Everyone in Hollywood has been talking about it all day. I decided to throw together my list of predictions for who will actually win.
BEST CLICHE ROLE OF PALE, ECCENTRIC GUY FOR JOHNNY DEPP IN A TIM BURTON MOVIE: Sweeney Todd The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
BEST CRAZY CATE BLANCHETT ACCENT: Elizabeth: The Golden Age
HOTTEST ACTRESS (SHE’S 18 RIGHT?): Ellen Page
THE PIXAR MOVIE: Ratatouille
BEST DOCUMENTARY THAT ASSHOLE’S PRETEND TO CARE ABOUT: Sicko
BEST EDITING: So many options! God, I really can’t narrow it down to just one. Too hard to say.
BEST DEPICTION OF U2 IN MORE THAN 2D: U2 3D
DUDE I’M NOT CRYING, IT’S JUST REALLY DRY OUT TODAY: Atonement
BEST PICTURE: The Bucket List
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