As the dreaded date of February 14th comes creeping towards us, it's time to take a look at your relationship. There is a chance that your "snooky-wookums" will be your "evil tramp who shant be named" before then. Oh, don't believe me? Take this inventory and you'll have a good idea.

All of these are in the last 30 days.

1. If the bra/bra-less ratio starts slipping towards "only when we're together am I wearing a bra"

2. Her homepage on her laptop is eHarmony.com

3. She joins a facebook group called "How To Kill Someone And Make It Look Like An Accident"

4. She starts shaving her 'red zone'

5. She has a look of surprise when she wakes up next to you.

6. She asks for your full name when you call her.

7. You know that sweatshirt she 'borrowed' after the first night you guys hooked up? Well the douchebag that lives across the hall is wearing it.

8. Her AIM status while you're out of town says: "FREE AT LAST! FREE AT LAST! GOD ALMIGHTY, I AM FREE AT LAST!!! let's get drunk!"

9. If you're in the shower, and your girlfriend comes in and takes a dump while you're still in the shower.

10. If she does it while she's in the shower with you.