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The Stupid Question Hall of Fame: Week of 1/28/08

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The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules – If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.

The Nominees
  • A) Wright State, Columbus, OhioSubmitted by Kyle

    The professor was talking about equilateral triangle…

    Genius: So what’s it called if there are more than 3 equal sides?

    Professior: A square.

  • B) University of California, Riverside, Riverside, CaliforniaSubmitted by Scott

    Professor: One of the oldest human type skeletons ever found is Lucy (showing pic of skeleton).

    Future trophy wife: How did they know her name was Lucy?

    Prof: They found her driver’s license.

  • C) Kutztown University, Caldwell, New JerseySubmitted by Luke

    Professor: This painting is called “The Lamentation of Christ”, anyone know what the word lamentation means?

    Student: Is that, like, when you cover something in plastic, like paper?

  • D) Widener University, Willingboro, New JerseySubmitted by Peter

    While looking over the syllabus and noting that we have off on MLK Jr. day…

    The Brilliance: What is milk day and why do we have off for it?

  • E) Hamilton College, Clinton, New YorkSubmitted by Scott

    Professor: And which party is President Bush a member of?

    Valedictoran: He’s a Democrat, right? I mean, we live in a democracy, so he’s gotta be a Democrat.

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