The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules – If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.

• A) Wright State, Columbus, OhioSubmitted by Kyle

  The professor was talking about equilateral triangle…
  
  Genius: So what's it called if there are more than 3 equal sides?
  
  Professior: A square.

• B) University of California, Riverside, Riverside, CaliforniaSubmitted by Scott

  Professor: One of the oldest human type skeletons ever found is Lucy (showing pic of skeleton).
  
  Future trophy wife: How did they know her name was Lucy?
  
  Prof: They found her driver's license.

• C) Kutztown University, Caldwell, New JerseySubmitted by Luke

  Professor: This painting is called "The Lamentation of Christ", anyone know what the word lamentation means?
  
  Student: Is that, like, when you cover something in plastic, like paper?
  

• D) Widener University, Willingboro, New JerseySubmitted by Peter

  While looking over the syllabus and noting that we have off on MLK Jr. day…
  
  The Brilliance: What is milk day and why do we have off for it?

• E) Hamilton College, Clinton, New YorkSubmitted by Scott

  Professor: And which party is President Bush a member of?
  
  Valedictoran: He's a Democrat, right? I mean, we live in a democracy, so he's gotta be a Democrat.