In the dorm we had we had a boombox in the guys bathroom. The radio usually played as everyone showered and did other bathroom stuff. I took it upon myself to make a mix cd for everyone to enjoy.
Before the first round of morning classes, the bathroom was always packed. This was when I usually put my mixed cd in to start the day right. Although, it technically wasn’t a mixed cd, because every track was Eifle 65’s “I’m Blue.”
Before the end of the day I would always find the cd broken in two on the bathroom floor; but with a huge spindle of blank cd’s there was always a fresh copy for the next morning.
For two full weeks I looked forward to waking up and brushing my teeth. Then one afternoon I was walking back from class and saw the boombox smashed on the lawn, thrown out of the fourth-story bathroom window.
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