Come and join us at New Mount City Townships Christian Center for THE BIG GAME on the BIGGEST screen ever*. We will of course be showing Super Bowl XLII the New England Patriots Versus the New York Giants. We hope every one shows up wearing our team's colors**.



These festivities are free of charge for ALL Junior High, High School, and College Students. Its all the snacks and soda you can eat and drink, and parents don't worry Pastor Ethan F Gaich*** has locked up the wine and will keep an eye out for
any willy nilly activities. The Day's events are schedudled as:



8 a.m.-10:59a.m Sunday Service

11a.m.-11:59a.m Lunch

12p.m.-1:30p.m Sunday School

1:31p.m.- 4p.m Silent Prayer

4:01p.m.-5:59p.m Bible Jeopardy

6p.m.-10p.m THE BIG GAME
With all the soda and food you want. Dj Ian D Jay will be jamming the whole time and we will have a dance contest at halftime.

9:59p.m Tom Brady (or Timothy Brady as many of us here know him) throws a Hail Mary for 109 yards to Randy Moss in the back of the end zone and wins the game.

10:01p.m Everyone departs after a short mass in honor of The Patriots (God's Team) beating the Goliaths of evil New York and of course a breathalyzer check from our very own MAEBUM leader Sheriff Kay L Meno.

* – Inside of the NMCT Christian Center, actual screen size is 7'' by 5''.
- If you don't you will go straight to hell.
*- Ethan F Gaich is a registered sex offender in 12 states. Ok, You wrote the last part real small right? Good I'm going light some candles and take a nice warm bath in the baptismal make sure you have my pictures of Lil Timmy on my desk before I'm out. Wait are you still typing? Curses, Tue Veuu Xyzee you scared me half to death I thought you were still typing.