Courses You Can Study For In the Dining Hall

1.BIOCHEM 216: Decomposition
2.PYSCH 120: Abnormal Psych and Eating Disorders (Lab in the girls' bathroom)
3.PHYS 415: Schroedinger's Cat is Either Alive, Dead, or On Your Plate
4.SOCIO 345: Why There's Always One Hot Chick at the Fat Girl Table
5.SPANISH 101: Trying to Ask the Sandwhich Guy Anything
6.SPANISH 102: Threatening the Sandwhich Guy After He Starts Making Passes at Your Girlfriend
7.HIST 285: The Civil War's Legacy is Today's Special
8.GNDR STUDIES 301: Do Lesbians Like Pudding?
9.AGRICLT 161: Beef- It Doesn't Fight Back
10.URBN STUDIES 425 (Cross-listed LGAL STUDIES 600): If Even A Homeless Guy Won't Eat Here, Can You Sue The School?

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