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Super Bowl Ad Superlatives

by CH Staff on

Sunday's big game brought with it the annual crop of big budget, high concept, and low brow commercials. From Pepsi-chugging pop-stars to monstorous pigeons to Chris Kattan, Super Bowl XLII's million-dollar airtime was overflowing with both brilliant marketing and annoying ads. Below you'll find the highest highs and the lowest lows of football's — and Bud Light's — biggest night.

Most Likely to Alienate Asians








Most Likely to Alienate Every Other Ethnic Group








Most Likely to be Taken Seriously








Cutest Disembodied Heart








Least Likely to Revive Chris Kattan's Career








Most Likely to Sexually Arouse Giants Fans








Most Animals Harmed During Filming








Sickest Tattoo








Most Likely to Increase Rentals of "Blue Chips"








Most Likely to Prompt "Dick in a Bottle" Comment








Most Quotable








Most Accurate Representation of Bud Light Drinkers








2nd Most Creative Use of "Salute Your Shorts" Actor








Most Likely to Cause Night Terrors





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